"Oh look, a distraction! It's even shiny. Go poke it, why don't you, you know you want to. It's everyone's dream to poke a shiny distraction"
"OK" pokes distraction
"Gah, you touched my shiny! Now you must DIE!!!!!" charges with sword
"But you told me to poke it."
Stops charging "So I did, I just needed an excuse to chare at you with a sword" charges again "DEATH!!!!!"
"Run away!!!!!!!!"