Shiny Distraction

"Oh look, a distraction! It's even shiny. Go poke it, why don't you, you know you want to. It's everyone's dream to poke a shiny distraction"

"OK" pokes distraction

"Gah, you touched my shiny! Now you must DIE!!!!!" charges with sword

"But you told me to poke it."

Stops charging "So I did, I just needed an excuse to chare at you with a sword" charges again "DEATH!!!!!"

"Run away!!!!!!!!"

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