I
Frog jumps in cesspool
Frog-splash makes very big splat
Cesspool drowns dumb frog
II
Bunny with machine gun
Guns down platypus army:
Mother Nature weeps
III
Bunny with machine gun
Guns down leprechaun army --->
Leprechaun zombies!!!!
IV
Doggie goes poo poo
Pretty butterfly flits past
This haiku is random
V
Tall ship sails swiftly
Waves lap against the ship's side
I write lame haiku
VI
Student must write essay
Student writes haiku instead
Student fails classes
VII
Government fks up
Zombie Queen sues government
Randomness ensues
VIII
Squirrel sees big chainsaw
Chainsaw murders squirrel's family
Squirrel gets revenge
Big chainsaw sees squirrel
Squirrel murders chainsaw's family
Chainsaw gets revenge
Chainsaws enrage squirrels
Poet sees endless cycle
Squirrels enrage chainsaws
IX
I am great poet
Reading this you prove my point
My haiku is 1337
X
The Jedi Mind trick
I am not using on you
Repeat after me
"The Jedi mind trick,
However strong the Jedi
Does not work on me"
XI
Roommate turns on rap
Rap banishes common sense
Poet goes insane.
XII
Roommate turns on rap
Makes homework impossible
Write haiku instead