"It has ferrets. Ferrets bite, painfully."
"So, I'll smash them with my sword."
"It has weasels."
"Weasels are the same as ferrets."
"Good point, but it also has wolves."
"Wolves die when I kill them."
"Werewolves?"
"Same."
"There're rabid penguins"
"Sounds fun"
"And vampires."
"I carry garlic."
"I heard there might be a dragon"
"I've killed several"
"There're drunken orcs."
"The easy kind"
"And caffeinated orcs."
"Not too bad."
"Necromancer armies."
"They have low HP"
"Evil chickens."
"Sounds like dinner"
"Zombies."
"They're already dead."
"Yog Sothoth?"
"He can die (I think)"
"Cthulhu?"
"Might be a little hard but I can take him."
"I did hear something about a koi pond...."
"Koi as in giant goldfish?"
"Yes, the shiny sort that live in ornamental gardens."
"That's it, I'm not going"