Feathersorg Slays a Dragon

Feathersorg, the mighty penguin warrior, supreme leader of the Rabid penguin horde, stepped forth wielding his mighty weapon of war. With his shotgun brandished high Feathersorg rushed forward to where the dragon stood. Kinder, the dire firedrake, stood wreathed in flame. He awaited the approach of the penguin and then:
Fwoosh! Kinder shot a spear of fire at Feathersorg who deftly dodged the deadly dart of flame and threw a flipperfull of sand in Kinder's eyes.
Kinder roared in pain and tried to catch the penguin under his mighty claw. But Feathersorg was too quick for the dragon and had climbed onto his back. While Kinder groped around for the feathery, flippered hero, Feathersorg carefully lined up the barrel of his shotgun with the dragon's spinal cord.

"So long, numbnuts!" shouted Feathersorg and the dragon looked for where the voice came from.

BAM! A single shot rang out and Kinder fell dead. Feathersorg walked away, a prouder penguin than he had been that morning.